so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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