I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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