He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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