why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
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Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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