So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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