Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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