sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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