that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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