Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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