Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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