my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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