A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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