I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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