he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
