im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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