She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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