he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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