...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
