two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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