this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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