I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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