You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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