just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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