That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
