This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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