apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It's rum buckets o'clock
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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