i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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