yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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