I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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