well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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