He told me they were just razor bumps!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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