It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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