Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
