Betty ford says i'm here all night
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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