Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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