are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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