i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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