Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Farmville is her only friend.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Randomize