Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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