You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Randomize
