Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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