does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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