Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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