I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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