your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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