I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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