I'm gonna have a badass scar
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Everclear isn't food dammit
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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