Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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