Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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