I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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