Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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