5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
