therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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