i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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