ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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