I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We are all done wearing pants today
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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