we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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