I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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