Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT