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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Crying babies in a bar. Really?

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  And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.

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  More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.

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  So... He's a barber?

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  No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.

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