..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Shame is for Republicans.
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