I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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