sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Randomize