do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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