what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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